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Telepathic Ethnic Marketing

by Cihan Kaan

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Ethnic Writer Verse 1 I am an ethnic writer at least that's what the readers say. Write about the victim they'll like you better - that way. Write about the loss of your people Write about how nobodies equal. Sit at white house panels representing every ethnic angle I'm an ethnic writer at least that's the rumor I write on a magic carpet dropping stories on kids and baby boomers Refrain 1 "Do you like American Music?" "Yea, I like all kinds of music." "Do you consider yourself an ethnic writer?" "Um, I was born in this country..." Verse 2 I'm an ethnic writer at least that's how the media acts They need to compare me to some other artifact And I forgot about my story Forgot about what I had to say They ask how I could be so angry cuz I write using "...a series of clever wordplay." I write about the place in between negotiating the American Dream. I'm just trying to pay my rent so I'll be as ethnic as our President. Refrain 2 "So how do you feel about like having a weird name, and how do you feel about islamophobia, and how do you feel about like um Asian Stereotypes, and like how do you feel about..." "Um...I'm sorry I was thinking about my hair. I don't really care." [Guitar Solo] Verse 3 I am an ethic writer at least that's what the publishers say. Write about the immigrant you'll get more readers that way. Write about the loss of your people Write about how nobodies equal. Sit at unpaid writers panels representing every single asian angle. I'm an ethnic writer (x4)
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verse 1 if you insist ill be your terrorist and sing you lullabies and if you resist im gonna persist and scream a rallying cry i aint a put on or a verse out of the qu'ran right - or a suicide singer just wanna sip from your cup make peoples hands go up and fill your head with all kinds of propaganda chorus girl i want ya come on i mean that your a woman i aint a saint or taliban spy girl i got to have you im gonna lick your worldview and put a bomb right in your thigh punk break 1 gonna map out every intention every action that i ever did every fuckin day gonna track back the causes of the karma that im livin in gonna make a guide to this life to follow like my own personal 911 cuz all this time im fightin to stay alive your just fightin to have some fun verse 2 if u dismiss ill blow you a kiss in the blink of an eye and if u exist im gonna assist on injecting that spanish fly i aint a put on or a verse out of the qu'ran right - or a suicide singer dont fret cuz i aint saddam cuz i say salam on ramadan cuz im'about to my missle in your burqa (repeat chorus)
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Yo its the Young Muslims Survival Guide You do or die barely living just to survive what type are you, a fundie, a convert, a sufi keeping secrets like assasins creed on the roofies Talking about the world victimizing I'm sick of these so-called Muslims antagonizing coming from within, they say the war is unjust but all I hear is big talk, small walks and dust talking like they the prophet then hittin up hooters but that aint the half of it - feel the wrath of it like iraqi looters because im about to conjure up shaytan and confront some shit what u doin? sitting on your ass listenin to it? Yo its the Young Muslims Survival Guide You do or die barely living just to survive what type are you, a fundie, a convert, a sufi keeping secrets like assasins creed on the roofies You call yourself religious that you stick to the pillars fuckin hypocrite i hear u gossipping about your brothers and sisters like a runon sentance, its generation same old shit, same old fits of rage unpronounced like palestinians slingshot scimitar wake the fuck up, your genocide aint a blip compared to the tatars where were you were Russian knocked at my famlys door shut the fuck up bitch your suburban spoken word is useless spillage Yo its the Young Muslims Survival Guide You do or die barely living just to survive what type are you, a fundie, a convert, a sufi keeping secrets like assasins creed on the roofies Welcome to your awareness, this aint your shayk collecting money in the bank to spread racist views reverse enginnered koranic my rhymes are shaytanic designed to cause panic shut the track off hijabi you got homework to do with your mommy this is for big girls and boys who question the corruption the reconstructed interpretations by wahabs in Saudistan added suras based on burning graves of saints, and so-called pure muslims in capes killing babies for the love of hymens and grapes Yo its the Young Muslims Survival Guide You do or die barely living just to survive what type are you, a fundie, a convert, a sufi keeping secrets like assasins creed on the roofies More like the love of death, you obsessed sociopathic terrorists, i bet your father is sitting at his computer complaining about the censorship under house arrest loosen your hijab show some chest you aint winnin my heart and mind sayin i been led astray, if god was a cook and i was a shish I would ask for mercy and its instant switch you judgmental cocksuckers got nuttin to do but obsess about taqwas ill black rock all ya's
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Tamil Punk (free) 02:45
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Get Over It 03:15

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Telepathic Ethnic Marketing is an accompanying musical release to the book "Halal Pork & Other Stories" by Cihan Kaan. These 10 Songs were somehow inspired by or written during the inception of the book and venture into themes of identity, stereotypes and nostalgia.

Get the book over at : CIHANKAAN.com
See the video for the song "Get Over it" :: youtu.be/SwmGMKyqijk

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released September 1, 2011

©2011 Cihan Kaan
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